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Главен герой на случката бил дядо Ставри от столичния квартал “Сухата река”. По странна ирония на съдбата името на квартала, в който живеел дядо Ставри станало нарицателно за собствения му живот. Дядото вече бил чукнал осемдесет и пет и започнал полека да съхне и да вехне като опоскано от молци старо тупе в квартална перукерница. Болежките толкова го омаломощили, че дори спрял да слиза в градинката пред блока и да води любимия си спор с наборите – “Кой игра ляв инсайд в дербито Левски – Славия през трийсет и първа година?”. И как да бъде иначе като дядо Ставри страдал от какво ли не. Заради ревматизма ставите му скърцали зловещо като шарнирите на Москве дванайстак по баира за Пасарел. И 70 годишният стаж с “Арда качак” си казвал думата – белите му дробовете издишали и той кашлял като дърт козел след паша. И черният му дроб го давал на уволнение, пийнел ли повече от кило домашна пукница - дробът веднага се обаждал! Зрението му също изневерявало и той започнал да недовижда като дългокосмест бразилски кърт на Копакабана. Въобще всички старчески болести не били чужди на дядо Ставри и той висял по цял ден при Джи Пи - то за рецепти с намаление. Но най-големият удар по самочувствието на стареца бил, когато му изневерило и мъжкото достойнство. Но не е това, което си мислите – просто от десетина дена дядо Ставри не можел да отдиде по малка нужда. Пробвал диня с бира и лимонада с минерална вода, обаче нищо не го отпушвало. Но понеже срамотия- той не ходел на доктор, докато накрая се издул яко и повече не можел да търпи. Срам не срам дядото се явил при Джи пи - то и казал със сълзи на очи: -Дофторе, не се трае вече! От десет дена не съм пикал! -Спокойно, дядо Ставри, сваляй гащите да видим какъв е проблемът – успокойл го лекарят. Старецът изул наполеонките си тип парашута на Щирлиц, докторът го погледнал отблизо и промърморил с почуда: -Абе, бай Ставри, ми тя оная ти работа е вързана на фльонга, бе! Тук дядо Ставри се пляснал по олисялото теме и изругал: -Мама му стара, пуста склероза! Забравил съм да платя тока! .:Още вицове |
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[02:07] < DoN_KiXoT> hi! - DoN_KiXoT is ~don_kixot@212.116.153.166 * DoN_KiXoT DoN_KiXoT on #4k #rivanet #Sofia #plovdiv #bulgaria DoN_KiXoT using irc.ITDNet.net ITD Network DoN_KiXoT End of /WHOIS list. - [02:07] < DoN_KiXoT > kak si? [02:07] < DoN_KiXoT> asl:? [02:11] < y0y0y0> 15 f pld [02:11] < y0y0y0> ti [02:11] < DoN_KiXoT> 21 m pld [02:12] < y0y0y0> superr [02:12] < y0y0y0> gotin li si [02:12] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:12] < DoN_KiXoT> ami ako iskash pik moje da ti pratia [02:13] < y0y0y0> mi.. az nqmam poshta.. no ako iskash q prati na brat mi poshtata.. az tam moga da q proverq [02:14] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [02:14] < DoN_KiXoT> dia ia [02:14] < y0y0y0> zorg_bg@yahoo.com [02:15] < DoN_KiXoT> ok. [02:15] < DoN_KiXoT> 1 min [02:16] < DoN_KiXoT> ok. [02:16] < DoN_KiXoT> veche go izpratih [02:16] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:18] < y0y0y0> ok [02:18] < y0y0y0> shibash li qko [02:18] < DoN_KiXoT> da. [02:18] < DoN_KiXoT> mojesh da me probvash [02:18] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:19] < DoN_KiXoT> shte ti prasna slivata! [02:20] < y0y0y0> yay [02:20] * y0y0y0 gulta [02:20] < DoN_KiXoT> :)))) [02:21] < DoN_KiXoT> ela pri men [02:21] < DoN_KiXoT> utre [02:22] < y0y0y0> ti ot kade chatish [02:22] < DoN_KiXoT> ot pld\ [02:22] < DoN_KiXoT> edna zala na ivicata [02:22] < DoN_KiXoT> do vsi [02:22] < DoN_KiXoT> shto? [02:26] < DoN_KiXoT> ko stana? [02:30] < y0y0y0> :) [02:30] < y0y0y0> tyk sam [02:30] < y0y0y0> pravq skrechove i si mislq za tebe [02:30] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> ami are de... [02:31] < y0y0y0> are [02:31] < y0y0y0> az chatam ot 4k [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> koga shte se vidim [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> e sia ne moga [02:31] < y0y0y0> dai ytre [02:31] < y0y0y0> kakvo shte kajesh [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> v 4k li pravish skrechove [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> utre! [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> obshtejitieto go zatvoriha [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> shte noshtuvam v zalata [02:31] < DoN_KiXoT> :)))) [02:32] < y0y0y0> hah [02:32] < y0y0y0> :) [02:32] < y0y0y0> dai kam 15:00 [02:32] < y0y0y0> ? [02:32] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [02:32] < DoN_KiXoT> az sam saglasen [02:33] < DoN_KiXoT> ama da se podgotvia li za... [02:33] < DoN_KiXoT> kak izglejdash? [02:33] < y0y0y0> mi... che kak.. zakakvo shte si pravim sreshta togava [02:33] < y0y0y0> cherna kosa.. sini ochi.. 170 visoka.. [02:33] < y0y0y0> dosta nadarena [02:34] < DoN_KiXoT> oleeeee [02:34] < DoN_KiXoT> kolko kila si ? [02:34] < DoN_KiXoT> az sam sas zeleni ochi [02:34] < y0y0y0> okolo 45.. ne sam se teglila skoro [02:34] < DoN_KiXoT> no ne se vijda ot pika [02:34] < y0y0y0> gotina sam! [02:35] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [02:35] < DoN_KiXoT> sam za men si! [02:35] < DoN_KiXoT> shte ti prasna halkata [02:35] < DoN_KiXoT> s kolko si spala dosega? [02:35] < y0y0y0> mi.. neznam.. kam 15-20 [02:35] < y0y0y0> kato ne broq troikite i chetvorkite [02:36] < DoN_KiXoT> :)))) [02:36] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [02:36] < DoN_KiXoT> shte zakraglim utre [02:36] < DoN_KiXoT> da ti dam li adres [02:37] < y0y0y0> mi.. kaji kade da se vidim na centara nqkade [02:37] < DoN_KiXoT> ok. [02:37] < DoN_KiXoT> na centara [02:37] < DoN_KiXoT> v poshtata [02:37] < DoN_KiXoT> s kvo shte si oblechena? [02:43] < y0y0y0> dunki.. shte vidq [02:43] < y0y0y0> az shte te poznaq [02:43] < y0y0y0> gotin si [02:43] < DoN_KiXoT> heh:))) [02:43] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [02:44] < DoN_KiXoT> ami shto ne doidesh napravo v obshtejitieto... [02:44] < y0y0y0> aa ne.. [02:44] < y0y0y0> na centara se chakame.. pred poshtata v 15:00 [02:44] < y0y0y0> stava li? [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> dobre [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> shte me poznaesh li? [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> sas sigurnost [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> ochite mi sa zeleni [02:45] < y0y0y0> nadqvam se.. [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> ne sa cherni kakto izglejdat [02:45] < y0y0y0> az sigorno she sam s dunki.. [02:45] < y0y0y0> edno cherveno qkence.. po nego shte me poznaesh [02:45] < DoN_KiXoT> kade na centara... [02:46] < DoN_KiXoT> se razbrahme? [02:46] < DoN_KiXoT> i v kolko chasa? [02:47] < y0y0y0> 15:00 [02:47] < y0y0y0> ti kaji kade na centara [02:47] < DoN_KiXoT> kade? [02:47] < DoN_KiXoT> ami v poshata [02:47] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:48] < y0y0y0> oki [02:48] < y0y0y0> znachi tam [02:48] < y0y0y0> i da ne me vurjesh ei!! [02:48] < DoN_KiXoT> :)))) [02:48] < DoN_KiXoT> eee molia ti se [02:48] < DoN_KiXoT> koga shte izpusna az takova parche kato teb [02:48] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:49] < y0y0y0> :))))) [02:49] < y0y0y0> ti ne si me vijdal be kote.. [02:50] < DoN_KiXoT> hehhe [02:50] < DoN_KiXoT> zashto we [02:50] < DoN_KiXoT> da ne si neshto s defekti? [02:50] < y0y0y0> oooo ne.. naprotiv! [02:51] < DoN_KiXoT> eeee mi hubavo de [02:51] < DoN_KiXoT> az na tva se nadiavah. [02:52] < y0y0y0> :))) [02:52] < DoN_KiXoT> ami kaji mi togava zashto momiche kato teb si niama eba4? [02:52] < y0y0y0> {P}{P}{P}{P}{P} [02:52] < y0y0y0> {P}{P}{P}{P}{P} [02:52] < y0y0y0> {P}{P}{P}{P}{P} [02:52] < DoN_KiXoT> aha [02:52] < y0y0y0> iskam da opitam neshto novo [02:53] < DoN_KiXoT> mai si padash po sex s razlichni [02:53] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [02:53] < DoN_KiXoT> i az [02:53] < y0y0y0> super :) [02:53] < DoN_KiXoT> ne jiveia sam, no priatelkata mi si ima i tia gadje [02:53] < DoN_KiXoT> spoko [02:53] < y0y0y0> az edna subota za edna vecher se praskah s 4 choveka po otdelno [02:53] < DoN_KiXoT> ta ako se zasechem da ne se pritesnish... [02:53] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:54] < y0y0y0> niama li da i prechim kato..? [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> hehhe [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> ne [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> shte mi e kef [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> da gleda. [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> maitap we [02:54] < y0y0y0> shto be to e qko [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> shte ia razkaram [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> spoko [02:54] < y0y0y0> az sam malko perverzna [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> heheh [02:54] < DoN_KiXoT> da we [02:55] < DoN_KiXoT> ami togava da ia ostavim? [02:55] < DoN_KiXoT> a? [02:55] < y0y0y0> mi moje.. ama za men shte ima po malko vreme predpolagam ako i tq ostane [02:56] < DoN_KiXoT> ne... [02:56] < DoN_KiXoT> tia samo shte gleda [02:56] < DoN_KiXoT> az ne q eba veche [02:57] < y0y0y0> oki [02:57] < y0y0y0> taka sam navita [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> moje da pravi skrech na sasednoto leglo [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> i tolkoz [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> heheh [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [02:57] < y0y0y0> padash li si po grupoviqt sex [02:57] < y0y0y0> ako trqbva da povikam i nqkoi moi priatel [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> ami...ne sam go pravil [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> ne [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> nedei [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> tia niama da iska [02:57] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [02:57] < y0y0y0> triabva da probvash [02:58] < y0y0y0> az edin put sis 3 momcheta biah.. [02:58] < y0y0y0> mnogo iako [02:58] < DoN_KiXoT> a ako iskash da te chukat 2-ma moje [02:58] < DoN_KiXoT> oleeee [02:58] < DoN_KiXoT> basi [02:58] < y0y0y0> na ediniqt svirki prava drygiat me ebe v putkata a tretiqt v guzut [02:58] < DoN_KiXoT> i te ne sa ti ostanali dupki we [02:58] < y0y0y0> prosto neznaesh kakvo e useshtaneto [02:58] < DoN_KiXoT> oleeee [02:58] < DoN_KiXoT> basi [02:58] < DoN_KiXoT> da we [02:58] < DoN_KiXoT> vazbudih se [02:59] < y0y0y0> :)) [02:59] < DoN_KiXoT> ami jalko che ne sam f. [03:00] < DoN_KiXoT> i az shtiah da iskam taka [03:00] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [03:00] < y0y0y0> :))) [03:00] < y0y0y0> az ne te iskam F [03:00] < y0y0y0> makar che edin put s edna moq priatelka si lizahme [03:00] < y0y0y0> no.. ne sam lesbiika.. [03:00] < y0y0y0> mojesh da se yverish ytre [03:01] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [03:01] < DoN_KiXoT> :)))) [03:01] < DoN_KiXoT> shte vidim [03:01] < DoN_KiXoT> strah me e da ne izleznesh po opitna ot men... [03:02] < DoN_KiXoT> ti si se ebala s 3-ma [03:02] < DoN_KiXoT> kak svarshvash nai hubavo [03:02] < y0y0y0> ne se pritesnqvai.. [03:02] < DoN_KiXoT> v kakva poza? [03:02] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> spokoen sam [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> ako ne parvia [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> na 3-a pat shte te razucha [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> az sam mnogo liubopiten [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [03:03] < y0y0y0> :)))) [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> s prezervativ li go pravish? [03:03] < DoN_KiXoT> po princip> [03:05] < y0y0y0> bez kondom po me vuzbyjda [03:05] < y0y0y0> ti? [03:06] < DoN_KiXoT> iaz [03:07] < DoN_KiXoT> ama da ne si neshto bolna? [03:07] < y0y0y0> ne.. gluposti! [03:07] < DoN_KiXoT> niakoia venericheska da ne lepna? [03:07] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [03:07] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [03:07] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [03:07] < y0y0y0> ti chekii biesh li si y vas? [03:07] < DoN_KiXoT> kade uchish pile [03:07] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [03:07] < DoN_KiXoT> da [03:08] < DoN_KiXoT> zashto? [03:08] < DoN_KiXoT> iskash niakoi pat da mi biesh i ti li? [03:09] < DoN_KiXoT> zn. li vednaj pat ebah edna debela i niska, shtoto i biah obeshtal...i oshte mi se povrashta ot podobni. [03:09] < DoN_KiXoT> ti pravila li si do s kofti pi4ove [03:10] < DoN_KiXoT> az imam mnogo hubavo tialo [03:10] < DoN_KiXoT> u? [03:11] < y0y0y0> edin dva puti [03:11] < y0y0y0> ama kak biech chekiite [03:11] < y0y0y0> kato gledash tv li? [03:11] < DoN_KiXoT> ami i vesnici, i tv [03:11] < DoN_KiXoT> i bez nishto [03:11] < DoN_KiXoT> kakto mi padne [03:11] < DoN_KiXoT> u? [03:12] < y0y0y0> nqkoi put vurvql li si po ulicata i taka da si kajesh *malee.. kak mi se biqt chekii* [03:12] < y0y0y0> tova me vuzbyjda kato mi raspravqsh takiva raboti [03:13] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [03:13] < DoN_KiXoT> da [03:13] < DoN_KiXoT> ami niakoga kato si varvia i mi se priipravia, sex [03:14] < DoN_KiXoT> ot niakoaia po taka.... [03:14] < DoN_KiXoT> obicham madami s izlachvane [03:14] < y0y0y0> i ne otivash li nqkade da biesh chekiq vmesto sex? [03:14] < DoN_KiXoT> i koito se praviat na nedostapni [03:15] < DoN_KiXoT> ami otivam, zashto? [03:15] < DoN_KiXoT> a na teb sluchvalo li ti se e da sreshnesh niakoi pich, i da go pojelaesh? [03:15] < y0y0y0> vuzbyjdam se ti kazah [03:15] < DoN_KiXoT> i da ti stane ot nego [03:15] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [03:15] < DoN_KiXoT> i az [03:16] < y0y0y0> mi az my puskam ruka.. ili go spiram da se zapozanem... [03:16] < DoN_KiXoT> iskash li da mi lijesh huia [03:16] < DoN_KiXoT> v takav moment [03:16] < y0y0y0> emi ponqkoga da! [03:17] < DoN_KiXoT> ok. [03:17] < y0y0y0> ti kato vidish nqkoe gotino momiche da varvi samo po ulicata kakvo pravish? [03:17] < DoN_KiXoT> naistina li si tolkova direktna [03:17] < DoN_KiXoT> kolkoto seopisvash? [03:17] < DoN_KiXoT> ami nishto [03:17] < DoN_KiXoT> minavam pokrai neia [03:17] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [03:18] < DoN_KiXoT> a tri kato vidish samo mom4e? [03:18] < y0y0y0> mi nali ti kazah zagovorovam go puskam my raka.. [03:18] < y0y0y0> niama kak da my pusna raka ili da go zagovorq kato e s priatelka [03:20] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [03:20] < DoN_KiXoT> i na vsichki li taka nalitash [03:20] < DoN_KiXoT> ne sa li ti otkazvali [03:20] < y0y0y0> emi.. dosega ne.. [03:21] < y0y0y0> ne se nadqvam da mi otkajat [03:21] < DoN_KiXoT> zn li ako beshe taka postapila s men predi 1-2 godini shtiah da te nabia [03:21] < DoN_KiXoT> seriozno [03:21] < y0y0y0> zashto ? [03:22] < DoN_KiXoT> ami imah seriozna priatelka [03:22] < DoN_KiXoT> i ia obichah [03:22] < DoN_KiXoT> sega niamam nikoi [03:23] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [03:23] < DoN_KiXoT> ti imala li si seriozna vraska s momche? [03:23] < y0y0y0> zashto se skarahte? [03:23] < y0y0y0> 1 put [03:23] < y0y0y0> ama bqh na 13 godini.. [03:23] < DoN_KiXoT> ok. [03:23] < DoN_KiXoT> i se ebeshe? [03:23] < DoN_KiXoT> na kolko godini napravi sefteto? [03:23] < y0y0y0> 14:) [03:24] < y0y0y0> togava toi iskashe da me ebe i az zatova go zarqzah.. [03:24] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [03:24] < y0y0y0> 4 meseca hodihme zaedno [03:24] < DoN_KiXoT> taka e [03:24] < DoN_KiXoT> a pak az izpusnah na moita f iuzdite... [03:24] < DoN_KiXoT> i sega e obshta [03:24] < DoN_KiXoT> no az ne ia iskam [03:25] < DoN_KiXoT> i tia men [03:25] < DoN_KiXoT> ne se kefim veche [03:26] < y0y0y0> jalko [03:26] < y0y0y0> ti kato biesh chekii kato se ishvurlqsh? [03:29] < DoN_KiXoT> kato se izhvurliam, kakvo...? [03:29] < DoN_KiXoT> ili kade [03:29] < DoN_KiXoT> tva li imasshe v predvid? [03:31] < y0y0y0> kade [03:33] < DoN_KiXoT> aha [03:33] < DoN_KiXoT> ami predi se cepih na moita ku4ka [03:33] < DoN_KiXoT> na gardite, na onaia i rabota\ [03:33] < y0y0y0> qko [03:33] < DoN_KiXoT> na korema [03:33] < y0y0y0> a v ustata? [03:33] < DoN_KiXoT> sega na moia korem [03:33] < DoN_KiXoT> :))) [03:33] < DoN_KiXoT> da [03:33] < DoN_KiXoT> 2 pati\ [03:34] < DoN_KiXoT> no ne i haresa [03:34] < y0y0y0> ytre na moqt [03:34] < DoN_KiXoT> i v neia sam svarshval [03:34] < DoN_KiXoT> i v gaza i [03:34] < DoN_KiXoT> awe...kvo da ti govoria... [03:34] < DoN_KiXoT> beshe [03:34] < DoN_KiXoT> sega e tvoi red! [03:34] < y0y0y0> chakam s neturpenie [03:35] < y0y0y0> no az predpochitam v ustata.. shtoto go yseshtam.. i me kefi [03:35] < y0y0y0> :) [03:35] < DoN_KiXoT> gultash li? [03:35] < y0y0y0> da [03:35] < y0y0y0> nali ti kazah oshte v nachaloto [03:35] < DoN_KiXoT> spermata... [03:35] < DoN_KiXoT> oleee [03:35] < DoN_KiXoT> ti si parvoto momiche koeto go pravi... [03:36] < DoN_KiXoT> ami ne sam razbral. [03:36] < DoN_KiXoT> haresva li ti [03:36] < DoN_KiXoT> oooo [03:36] < DoN_KiXoT> kakk me vazbudi.... [03:36] < DoN_KiXoT> mamo [03:36] < y0y0y0> samo gledai ytre [03:37] < DoN_KiXoT> heheh [03:37] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [03:37] < DoN_KiXoT> shte vzema da te sloja v ramka... [03:37] < DoN_KiXoT> i shte svarshvam na teb [03:37] < y0y0y0> super [03:37] < y0y0y0> lijesh li? [03:38] < DoN_KiXoT> ne po princip, no utre gledai>>>> [03:38] < DoN_KiXoT> samo... [03:38] < y0y0y0> yhaa [03:38] < y0y0y0> znachi pri men shte ti e purviqt put taka li? [03:39] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [03:39] < DoN_KiXoT> pochti [03:39] < DoN_KiXoT> predi teb az biah mnogo pravolinenen [03:39] < DoN_KiXoT> no utre... [03:39] < DoN_KiXoT> shte ochudvam i sebe si. [03:40] < y0y0y0> nadiavam se da ostana dovolna ot teb :) [03:40] < y0y0y0> krustil li si si penisat s ime? [03:40] < y0y0y0> zashtoto imah edin priatel beshe go krustil [03:40] < DoN_KiXoT> heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh [03:40] < DoN_KiXoT> ne [03:40] < DoN_KiXoT> mnogo veselo [03:40] < DoN_KiXoT> kak mu vikashe? [03:40] < y0y0y0> petar4o [03:41] < y0y0y0> zaradi men niama li da go krustish nqkak si [03:41] < DoN_KiXoT> a toi e bil petar [03:41] < DoN_KiXoT> ami moje [03:41] < y0y0y0> da znam kogo lapam [03:41] < DoN_KiXoT> ka se kazvash? [03:41] < y0y0y0> Veselina [03:41] < y0y0y0> a ti? [03:41] < DoN_KiXoT> az sam Dimitar [03:42] < y0y0y0> a onazi ti rabota? [03:42] < DoN_KiXoT> i shte lapash shtastliveca [03:42] < DoN_KiXoT> shtastliveca [03:42] < DoN_KiXoT> kak ti zvuchi [03:42] < y0y0y0> hehe [03:42] < y0y0y0> gotino [03:42] < y0y0y0> :)) [03:42] < DoN_KiXoT> malko pedantichno [03:43] < DoN_KiXoT> no azz sam dobar pedagodg [03:43] < DoN_KiXoT> shte te naucha kak da se darjish s nego... [03:43] < DoN_KiXoT> a tvoiata kak shte se kazva? [03:43] < y0y0y0> ili kak da go durja [03:44] < y0y0y0> ne sam q krusila [03:44] < DoN_KiXoT> da i tova [03:44] < DoN_KiXoT> toi e krehak [03:44] < y0y0y0> no moje da q krustq shtaslivkata [03:44] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [03:44] < DoN_KiXoT> hehhehe [03:44] < y0y0y0> kakvo shte kajesh? [03:44] < DoN_KiXoT> super [03:44] < y0y0y0> shtaslivkata i shtasliveca [03:44] < DoN_KiXoT> shte proverim tova [03:45] < DoN_KiXoT> dali si otgovaria [03:45] < DoN_KiXoT> dam [03:45] < DoN_KiXoT> idealno si pastvat [03:45] < DoN_KiXoT> kolko sm e bil nai golemia s koito si se ebala? [03:46] < y0y0y0> mi neznam.. ne si nosq liniika v legloto.. [03:46] < y0y0y0> kam 20st.. [03:46] < DoN_KiXoT> hehe [03:46] < y0y0y0> tvoqt kolko e dulag? [03:46] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [03:46] < DoN_KiXoT> ok [03:46] < DoN_KiXoT> i moia e gore-dolu [03:46] < DoN_KiXoT> no ne chak tolkova [03:46] < DoN_KiXoT> po malak [03:46] < y0y0y0> kolko? [03:46] < DoN_KiXoT> 18 [03:46] < DoN_KiXoT> niakade [03:47] < DoN_KiXoT> 18 [03:47] < DoN_KiXoT> no i 21 e bil [03:47] < DoN_KiXoT> vednaj... [03:47] < DoN_KiXoT> e ama tva e mnogo [03:48] < DoN_KiXoT> spoko [03:48] < DoN_KiXoT> sravnenie s dr-te [03:48] < y0y0y0> :)) [03:48] < DoN_KiXoT> ne sam go meril s tochnost no... [03:48] < y0y0y0> pravil li si go s detstvenica? [03:48] < DoN_KiXoT> na moiata priatelka pi4a ima 14:00 [03:48] < DoN_KiXoT> da [03:48] < DoN_KiXoT> tia beshe devstvena [03:49] < DoN_KiXoT> mnogo e zle [03:49] < DoN_KiXoT> parvite pati [03:49] < DoN_KiXoT> a ti s devstveni m? [03:49] < y0y0y0> da.. s edin 14 godishen [03:49] < y0y0y0> predi 4-5 dena [03:49] < DoN_KiXoT> i... [03:49] < DoN_KiXoT> kak beshe? [03:49] < y0y0y0> az vodeh.. [03:50] < DoN_KiXoT> eeee [03:50] < DoN_KiXoT> ami taka e [03:50] < DoN_KiXoT> no men ne me vodiat lesno [03:50] < DoN_KiXoT> az obicham i 2-ta da uchastvame [03:50] < DoN_KiXoT> taka chuvstvam vzaimstvo [03:50] < DoN_KiXoT> i vlajna putka [03:51] < y0y0y0> :)) [03:51] < y0y0y0> ti lesno li go vdigash [03:51] < y0y0y0> shtoto poznavam edin priatel barne go i my stava.. [03:51] < DoN_KiXoT> da [03:51] < DoN_KiXoT> lesno go vdigam [03:51] < y0y0y0> milo.. [03:52] < y0y0y0> az shte stavam.. | |||
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